I'm a miniature pony

Pfft... no
mirealovesvideogames:

What’s yours? Mines short blood

Night Turkey…. how is that even possible?! How can I be an assassin if I can’t use any weapons? I have WINGS not HANDS! Do I assassinate them with my beak?

mirealovesvideogames:

What’s yours? Mines short blood

Night Turkey…. how is that even possible?! How can I be an assassin if I can’t use any weapons? I have WINGS not HANDS! Do I assassinate them with my beak?

(Source: loverofgamesandanime)

A follow up from my last post about those Connor lines. So far I have come up with three lines.

There are as followed:

-It has come to my attention that today is your birthday. I have tried to search for a gift f-for you but I do not know what you, as a young woman, would like for a gift. I-I uh… I-I am sorry. I am trying to court you and it is not working despite my best efforts… Forgive me.

-Follow me, young assassin. I will train you as my mentor Achilles once trained me.

-Allow me to give you a tour of the Aquilia. Over there is the main deck, the crow’s nest, the gun deck, the quarter deck, entrance to the captain’s office, and the “poop” deck…

Upon finding that Noah Watts is going to do 20 lines as Connor, I have been racking my brain over things Connor would say. But all I can think of is him asking about the importance of making snow angels (hey it’s winter and making snow angels are fun) and him trying to talk to his love interest and getting all flustered and gives up.

Ugh, thinking and writing lines for characters that aren’t yours is hard.

mongoliantiger:

Connor innocently doing stripper poses

I think you might break me if you do that.

I just finished AC2 the other day and the ending surprised me.

Particularly, this line that Minerva says to Ezio.

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She tells Ezio that he has played his part. But he gets three more games (Brotherhood, Discovery (the DS game that no one talks about) and Revelations) that continues his story.

But in AC3’s ending, we’re told this:

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Juno tells Connor that he has made a difference and he will do so again. But yet, Connor has no sequels.

So I am led to believe that Those Who Came Before are liars and jerks and they simply do not like us humans.

Or that Ubisoft likes to jerk our chains away and I do not stand for that…

I just thought of Connor and his LI going Christmas tree hunting for a tree for the manor and one for her family back at the Homestead.

I just made myself sad…

Remember, remember, the fifth of November… this will be the day to remember for Connor fans when Ubisoft killed the chance of our AC3 protagonist of ever getting another game.

All we want is closure of his story…